Pledgemaster Clownhands is a "cat on a hot streetcar iguana of youth" (Kramer, "Untitled Poem," 2009). He is also a filmmaker at Astrolab Films. Before this he was an actor, starring in films like the Clevi Cloverdoo production Patrick Hutchins. He alse went through a period of only thinking of things in terms of 'chants.'
- "Oh I wanna find love on a saturday night, with my dick in a pussy on a saturday night. Oh I wanna find love on a saturday night, with my dick on a saturday night."
- "I like my underwear tight and my girls tighter, I'm up for a friday or a saturday nighter."
- "He's got no style and he's got no grace, but I'd suck his D if it were in my face."
- "Detox Detox Detox with your dancing."