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Fun Without Alcohol is a greebilydo watchung tourney, played with empty Dasani bottles and vintage tennis rackets, invented by Winston Cook-Wilson and Tom Lewek. Games occur in standard dormitory doubles, primarily on blustery winter eves when the snow orcs venture forth from their igloo on Minor Field "looking to get their rape on" (trans. Lewek, Jahrbuch des Schneeorkens, 2006) The object of the game is to hit the water bottle with the racket and derive a modicum of "fun" from the act.

Whilst Dasani bottles remain standard, Duchess of Kent rules allow for Aquafina bottles for those players of lesser skill.

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