Take two of these and squawk me in the morning
Dr. Chicken Wing is a tumor that lives inside Chris Rand's left ear.
Early Life[]
Dr. Chicken Wing was born in Memphis, Tennesse and was raised to be a neurosurgen. But, after a freak accident while performing routine calf-implant surgery on Rick Rollette he was reduced to a small bulbous skreevel and crawled into Chris Rand's left ear for warmth and shelter.
Current Whereabouts[]
Dr. Chicken Wing still resides in Chris Rand's ear and hopes to one day recompose his 'human' form and complete graduate school. He mostly reads a lot of Albert Camus and feeds on the bugs and wigglewoggles that enter Chris Rand's ears at night.
He still feels Rolette is responsible for his current sub-human state and works into a frothy rage whenever he smells Rolette's perfume. These fits manifest themselves in a tweaky seizure of Chris Rand's upper left side and end as soon as Rolette - or anyone - acknowledges the Doctor's presence.